Finds

First thing you buy after an auction car: reads codes, clears check engine, streams live data to your phone. You don't need a $2,000 dealer tool to find out why it shakes at idle.

Drain stale gas from an auction car, move fuel from a can into a generator, pump water out of a boat — no mouth, no pump, no batteries. Shake the valve in the tank a couple of times and gravity does the rest. Pocket change for a job otherwise solved with spitting and swearing.

Lives in the trunk of every car from the episodes. Starts a V8 with a dead battery, charges a phone, doubles as a flashlight. Florida heat kills batteries in two years — this pays for itself the first time.

Driving in Florida without a dash cam is a gamble with your insurer. Installed on the Raptor and the Cybertruck: 4K front reads plates at night, the rear cam settles the 'who hit whom' question. Parking mode needs a hardwire kit.

Not for the garage — for the first apartment after the move: assemble the IKEA bed, mount the TV, tighten the faucet. One case, so you stop hunting for 'that screwdriver'. For real repairs, call Fix Terrier.